Corny Space Puns Guaranteed to Entertain

If you're up for a laugh and find puns funny then you'll love the following list of Space Puns! Read and enjoy them for your own entertainment or write them down to tell your friends and family as people love to laugh more than anything else! The puns cover topics such as astronauts, comets, the planetsastronomy, the Moon and space itself! If you want to read more funny space related jokes, be sure to checkout spaceopedia's space jokes page!

Funny Space Puns Kids (& big kids) Will Love!

  • What time do astronauts eat? At launch time!
  • Why is the Moon so moody? Don’t worry, it’s just going through a phase...
  • What did the space turkey say to the other space turkey? Hubble Hubble.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity at the moment. It’s impossible to put down!
  • What do astronauts like to read? Comet books!
  • How do you get a baby in space to sleep? You rocket...
  • What’s the most popular social media that astronauts use? Spacebook...
  • What do Astronauts serve their food on while in space? Flying Saucers!
  • How do we know plants grow on other planets? The Venus Flytrap.
  • How does Jupiter hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt...
  • If you run out of room, are you Outer Space?
  • What kind of music do planets listen too? Nep-tunes!
  • Orion’s Belt is a waist of space...
  • How does a man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it...
  • Where is an astronaut's favourite place to hangout and relax? The space bar...
  • What kind of stars wear glasses? Famous stars of course.
  • What do you get when a spaceman loses his mind? An astro nut.
  • If you see an aggressive alien what should you do? Give it some space...
  • When people see something cool in space they often say “far out man”.
  • What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic.
  • What money is used in space? Starbucks...
  • I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
  • I’ll try think of more Space Puns, but I’ll need some time to planet! 😂

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