30 ‘Out Of This World’ Space Jokes! 😂
The Funny Side Of Space, Astronauts & Space Exploration!
- What was the first animal into space? The cow that jumped over the moon...
- Einstein developed a theory about space, and about time too!
- What did the astronaut look for after parking his spaceship in orbit? A parking meteor!
- What is E.T. short for? Because he has small legs...
- What do people think about the restaurant on the moon? Despite being full, there was no atmosphere.
- Well what do they say about the space restaurant? I hear their food is out of this world!
- I love the way the Earth rotates, it really makes my day.
- Why didn't The Sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
- Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
- Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has lots of rings!
- What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.
- How do you throw a party in space? You have to plan-et.
- How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter.
- If an athlete gets athlete's foot, do astronauts get missiletoe?
- Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs for very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired!
- What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off!
- Why are astronauts successful people? Because they always go up in the world!
- Why did The Sun go to school? To get brighter!
- If you were in space no one can hear you scream. That’s understandable as you’d be hundreds of miles away...
- What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories...
- What is an astronauts favourite chocolate? A Mars bar of course!
- What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? I Apollo-gize.
- I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. You could say I have high hopes...
- What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer? The space bar...
- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? He was looking for Pluto!
- Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius...
- Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star!
- What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
- What do moon people do when they get married? They go off on their honeyearth!
- I was up all night wondering where The Sun had gone, then it dawned on me... 😂
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