The Funniest Space Jokes

Read and memorize these funny space-related jokes that children will enjoy! The jokes cover topics such as astronauts, space travel, astronomy, the Moon, planets and space puns. Entertain your friends or family with your favourite ones!

The Funny Side Of Space, Astronauts & Space Exploration!

  1. What time do astronauts eat? At launch time!
  2. Einstein developed a theory about space, and about time too!
  3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity at the moment. It’s impossible to put down!
  4. What do astronauts like to read? Comet books!
  5. How do you get a baby in space to sleep? You rocket...
  6. What do people think about the restaurant on the moon? Despite being full, there was no atmosphere.
  7. What do Astronauts serve their food on while in space? Flying Saucers!
  8. Why didn't The Sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
  9. How does Jupiter hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt...
  10. Why is Saturn so rich? Because it has lots of rings!
  11. What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.
  12. How do you throw a party in space? You have to plan-et.
  13. How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter.
  14. If an athlete gets athlete's foot, do astronauts get missiletoe?
  15. Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs for very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired!
  16. What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off!
  17. Why are astronauts successful people? Because they always go up in the world!
  18. Why did The Sun go to school? To get brighter!
  19. What kind of music do planets listen too? Nep-tunes!
  20. What’s a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with fewer calories...
  21. What is an astronauts favourite chocolate? A Mars bar of course!
  22. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? I Apollo-gize.
  23. I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. You could say I have high hopes...
  24. What is an astronaut's favourite place on a computer? The space bar...
  25. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? He was looking for Pluto!
  26. Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius...
  27. Why did the star get arrested? Because it was a shooting star!
  28. What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
  29. What do moon people do when they get married? They go off on their honeyearth!
  30. I was up all night wondering where The Sun had gone, then it dawned on me... 😂